The Denver Center presents The Santaland Diaries

November 23 – December 24, 2018

If your eggnog is curdled, you’ve got a stocking full of coal and you’re on the Naughtiest List, Crumpet the Elf has got your back. Santa’s not-so-helpful sidekick returns for more hilarious hijinks in this acclaimed one-man show based on the memoir by David Sedaris. Think holiday shopping is brutal? Try being on the receiving end of Macy’s SantaLand madness in a pair of pointy shoes. This twisted tale is the cure for the common Christmas show and the perfect excuse to take a break from it all.

Get ready to laugh with THE SANTALAND DIARIES, playing now through December 24th at the Jones Theatre in the Denver Center Complex. For tickets or more information, contact the Denver Center Box Office by calling 303-893-4100 or online at

Ugly Sweater Party

Thu, Nov 29 at 6pm in The Jones

Get into the ho- ho- holiday spirit for a fun “Theatre Thursday” night out at the theatre. Enjoy a festive pre-show ugly sweater party including a cocktail and live music before the performance of The SantaLand Diaries. Even better? It’s all included with your show ticket for a special price. Use promo code THURSDAY.

Accessible Performance

Sun, Dec 9 at 2pm

Before selecting seats, enter the appropriate code noted below for the services you require in the Promotional Code box.

Sign Language Interpretation: ASL

Audio Description: AUDIO

Late Night Performances

Dec 14 & 21, 10pm

Feeling extra naughty? Join us on select Fridays for a late night performance. Those dreams of sugar plum fairies can wait.

Advisory: For mature audiences due to language and subject matter. Strobe lighting effects are used approximately 1 hr and 10 mins into the show.


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